Ehdom » humor http://ehdom.com Floating away in every direction Fri, 29 Jul 2011 02:30:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 The Procrastination Flowchart http://ehdom.com/flowchart/ http://ehdom.com/flowchart/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 04:24:07 +0000 Ehdom http://projectsidewalk.com/blog/?p=7 Overview:

You should check this out... later.]]> HI REDDIT!

It’s been almost two and a half years since I created the first version of this. It was passed around quite a bit and I had dozens of requests for a higher quality version. You asked and I am delivering… two and a half years later. Updated a bit for 2010.

(And yes, I made this while at work)

(click to enlarge)

If you really want to get stuck in the chart, head over to my current project, (Don’t) Talk to Strangers. It’s a collection of thousands of anonymous journal entries collected from strangers. After all, you’re clearly not very busy right now.

]]> http://ehdom.com/flowchart/feed/ 40 Rejected Valentine’s Day http://ehdom.com/rejected/ http://ehdom.com/rejected/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 04:23:31 +0000 Ehdom http://projectsidewalk.com/blog/?p=4 Overview:

Sometimes the regular cards don't feel honest enough. Rejected Valentine's are a look at the more lonely side of the "Hallmark Holiday." New designs for 2010 coming soon!]]> Updated for 2011!

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]]> http://ehdom.com/rejected/feed/ 92 Spam Poems http://ehdom.com/spa/ http://ehdom.com/spa/#comments Sun, 31 Jan 2010 04:08:43 +0000 Ehdom http://www.ehdom.com/?p=731 Overview:

Spam Poems are created using real spam messages I've gotten on this blog. The process is fairly straight forward: Take the message, remove the links, fix the spelling, then add line breaks and punctuation. Updated occasionally. ]]> Purgatory personnel,
the likeness; the shallow.
blood in finest water,
steal his birds,
breathing magic;
family,
active and spitting,
hands spaced–-wanted.
this, more like ghosts;
they care about pictures.
talent was here, not after the twist.
forget.

new path, pretty colored, pretty quick.
over the counter–different backgrounds.
orders pushing him with those several loops,
explained and overlooked,
folk moon, square buildings.
this point we fly.
despite the situation,
matter not projected.
next interactions aspirin vicodin codeine seldom good.
anger
never the problem.
noise like oxycontin.
enough,
reasons enough why.
years rush,
still embracing,
until we had heard false positives
and beneath was jokers.

body expired; take note

the ears opened out
her question rejected

that will fix
the end of action

those all dreaming side effects

golden

each appalled
bee swarms
and ointment

night voice
flushing passingly

Free our friend.
The expense assumes she’s human,
falling over mischief without looking in.

They lined and ate.
Stood amazed.

Genuine regret.

First skeleton stepped in gladly,
consumed the winged monster.

Indication that plants that were worse were wonderful.

Lacking appetite
and shrill laughter.

Two weeks later: persistent cough.

Deadly $2 heroin. Targets: teens.
Really did know exactly the cost.

Turn hard, hard princess.
Open hours, working her pole.

Herself? Natural.

Rare experience, this bravery.

Now depression, strange human, sleeping princess
complete with side effects.

Malevolent head–facts causing only cute hints–gaping in its own defense.

Maintain your efforts, never met.

The majority–assist them. Make amends.

The harpies spied, led to nothing.
Things and you happen like being.
The ropes embrace these things,
don’t come without plans.

Her fate was immediate; yours faster.
Little trouble to apologize.

Living eyes–the journey starts
without discovering the foot.

The piano & the sailboat
will make the place that love knew.

Not well, this soul.

Wind blew those passions.
Legs bore everybody else.

The mainland has her
and dark shapes.

Settling for the present–your own hollow.
Your dreams were queen’s jewels
kicked into sunlight.

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