Rejected Valentine’s Day


01.31.10 Posted in Projects by

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92 Responses to “Rejected Valentine’s Day”

  1. H says:

    Really awesome, love them.

  2. Ken says:

    Hey, I love these and definitely would want to download and print them! Awesome! My favorite is the A and B diagram, that is priceless.

  3. Eol Ruin says:

    Nice selection. Well done.

  4. Linny says:

    Unbelievably cool.

    I am sharing this site with all my funny friends…because the boring ones are all too alone to be amused.

  5. V says:

    Fabulous! Simply fabulous! I would buy every single one! :)

  6. Dakota says:

    Really amazing! The A B diagram was by far the best.

  7. arman says:

    thats funny

  8. Gat says:

    Very cynical, but refreshingly real…

  9. Mimsie says:

    Love it. I can think of at least 10 people who would’ve sent them to me!!!

  10. Jay says:

    Cool!!!
    LOVE them.:)

  11. Habadasher says:

    Sheer brilliance, hope you get your problems sorted out..
    Not that I care, I just wanna download your stuff

  12. Brittney says:

    These are great. I may steal some of these one day…

  13. Nygan says:

    The “lets stay friends” one is awsome !

  14. Pilcho says:

    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
    These cards are a real treasure!

  15. Rachel says:

    brilliant! i would definately buy them!!

  16. Garath says:

    A couple are funny…the rest are just mean spirited.

  17. vixen1178 says:

    i loved them i can think of a few people i would want to send them too i think the someone somewhere thinks your special is my fav

  18. roman says:

    If only you ever faced a similar situation would you realise the pain of it…

    Well,
    They’re pretty funny anyhow.
    Just a little too mean for my liking.

  19. Peer says:

    These concepts are negative and cruel. Why would you go through the trouble of sending such a card if you have no feelings for that person. It’s an ego-trip

  20. Ehdom says:

    In regards to Peer’s comment, I’m afraid this is the kind of situation where explaining the joke kills it. I’ll just leave it at the fact that these aren’t intended to actually be sent to people.

    It’s socioeconomic commentary. Or just a form of persiflage. Take your pick, but please don’t so quickly infer the intent a creator from such a small project.

    And damn it, I killed it.

  21. Kellyg says:

    The ignorant one has to spoil everything…thanks Peer.

  22. i loved the ‘sorry about the mixed signals’ card – the clincher are the mutually exclusive venns inside the card. awesome!

  23. ncki says:

    love ‘em.. Nice work.. gonna have a bitta fun next valentines day ;)

  24. Brenden says:

    I WISH I thought of these first. They’re hilarious. The best by far was the little man walking alone, in the dark, in the rain. Brilliant.

  25. Eimear says:

    never mind the naysayers, they just dont get it.if i sent them to my husband and friends they would crack up.

  26. friedlinx says:

    Oh yeah they’re great….until you get one.

  27. mouse53 says:

    There is a market for everything. You have shown what many are really thinking. Nothing wrong with that. Negative remarks are usually from people afraid to say what they truly are feeling. Cut to the chase, end the suffering.

  28. stayaway says:

    i like this pic

  29. rahul says:

    this an good idea , going to try this next valentine :)

  30. Noelle says:

    hahaha, I love these. great work.

  31. bookpiggy says:

    love it! you must publish them

  32. Mirna says:

    You should sell these on http://www.etsy.com
    I bet you would make some real money, really fast!

  33. Phillip says:

    Ouch. Harsh.

  34. John G says:

    I love the cards and would like to thank you; but buying you a drink over the Internet would leave no chance for getting laid.

  35. V says:

    These are great! I have a friend that can use the ‘Sorry it didn’t work out’ card. There is just no nice way of telling someone that the consistent in their life is them! Great work!

  36. Tash says:

    Cute. But, OUCH! I have a couple people in mind I want to give these to…

  37. Phreqd says:

    If these cards were available when I was in high school and college trying to date women, I would have been mailed most of these!….
    :(

  38. Claudia says:

    Amazing and unfortunatly truly

  39. William says:

    “You can do anything…as long as it involves failing” is priceless.
    And the A B diagram card is too funny.

  40. dc says:

    everyone says the A-B diagram one is best. it could be if only it said WERE instead of WAS.
    since it doesn’t, either “dying inside” or “settling” is the best.

  41. sir jorge says:

    these are all genius, genius i tell ya!

  42. ley says:

    really truly original…..
    couldnt stop laughing

  43. Robert says:

    photoshopped…lol

  44. Keith says:

    Does consider buying a drink, no doubt. Great artistic skills and a story to tell.

  45. Hashim says:

    LOL all I can say that people waste lots of time in these V day thing, make every day a V day and spread love :) Oh and yes good sketch work there!

  46. Jemma says:

    Love it!!

  47. Amon says:

    There are so many of these cards I would have given to my ex-wife in the years leading up to our divorce… let’s face it, I’d still like to, but what’s the point now?! She’s someone else’s problem-WOO-HOO!!!

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